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flamebroiler:

when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

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durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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cooljaku:

aobatoppingnoiz:

fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs

This art is so good but spongebob human designs make me feel so strange like I am looking at this and Eugene Krabs is hot and Im not sure if thats something Im willing to accept

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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octopusbath:

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

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